Do You Kiss Your Dog On The Mouth?
You know your dog licks EVERYTHING, right? Rotten food he finds in bushes. Dirty sidewalks. His own rectum. Just making sure.
According to a new survey, 61% of dog owners don’t care about any of that . . . and say they kiss their dog on the MOUTH. I admit it…I do kiss both of my pups on the mouth.
And 52% say they kiss their dog more often than they kiss their significant other.
Although there’s no word on how often they go in for a kiss and have their significant other turn their head away in disgust and go, “Eww, brush your teeth first, I SAW you making out with the dog.”
The survey also found the majority of people would rather share their bed with their dog than their partner.