One of this week's themes in this community has been how to communicate with your cat. We got such good response, most of it very funny, that I posted an item with your comments. Now, the "Onion" weighs in on how to get your cat's attention. If you haven't ever looked at the "Onion," or wept, you need to know its content is satire. That said I recommend this video about how to rekindle your relationship with your cat. Good idea with Valentine's Day right around the corner, right?